Man: Art! Come quick! I removed a panel in my room, behind the closet, and there’s a small door which has a tunnel leading to inside John Malkovitch. It last’s for about 15 minutes and then you get spat out in the shower.
Artist: That’s weird. I’ve got the same thing in my room, behind the stereo, except it’s called “Mister Sombrero” and he’s my Bong.
Man: Art! This is serious! It’s real! It’s Legit!
Artist: So is ‘Mister Sombrero’. Oh, actually, that reminds me. I have the same thing in my room. It’s in my closet though, and it’s a small door leading to 15 minutes inside Jimmy Stewart.
Man: Art, Jimmy Stewart has been dead for over 10 years now…