Artist walks in to Man’s bedroom. Man is standing on a chair, fiddling around with his ceiling fan.
Artist: Man, What are you doing?
Man: Hold on a second Art, I’m busy.
Artist: What do you mean your busy?
Man: Well I was flicking peanuts and trying to catch them in my mouth, and I must have flung one a bit too hard, and I heard it ping on my ceiling fan. And now, I’m just trying to recover it, it’s got to be up here somewhere…
Artist looks around and see’s a packet of peanuts, with a substantial amount left. And also a lone peanut, sitting on the floor beside the bed.
Artist: I am going to refrain from asking the question I should probably ask, and ask one that is probably most important. What university did you go to?
Man: I did university via Cereal Box Tokens.
Artist: I… Excuse me?
Man: Yeah, Art, I just collected up my Coco puff boxes and sent in my cupons and they sent me a university diploma.
Artist: Man, Umm….
Man: Check it out, its hanging behing my door.
Artist makes his way to the bedroom door and see’s the diploma. It is a verified Masters degree in Biophysics from NYU.
Artist: Man, this looks legit.
Man: It is. You can even call the university, they’ve got me on record and everything. Speaking of legit, so is this power ring I got from my Wheat-a-bix box last week. I’m telling you, the cereal monoliths really know how to deliver.