August 2010
15 posts
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Man vs Artist #120 (One Up)
Man: Do you think Video Games have had a possitive or negative impact on society?
Artist: I can only speak from experience. I mean, the only way video games have effected me is that they give me the urge to play more video games.
Man: And what of the affect on the imagination, or compulsions?
Artist: I mean, the only affect video games have had on me is that they give me the urge to play more...
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Man vs Artist #119 (Viva la Liberation)
Man: So I deleted my facebook.
Artist: Still got your tumblr, Youtube, Last.FM, Twitter, Myspace, Myspace Band profile, Livejournal, Stumble, Blogspot, BigTent, Dailybooth, Wasabi, bebo, Photobucket and Flickr?
Man: … Yes.
Bob transforms into a duck, dragging a cricket bat.
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Man vs Artist #118 (Day 15: Education)
Artist walks in to Man’s bedroom. Man is standing on a chair, fiddling around with his ceiling fan.
Artist: Man, What are you doing?
Man: Hold on a second Art, I’m busy.
Artist: What do you mean your busy?
Man: Well I was flicking peanuts and trying to catch them in my mouth, and I must have flung one a bit too hard, and I heard it ping on my ceiling fan. And now, I’m just...
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Man vs Artist #117 (Day 14: Appearance)
Artist: Alright, I’m about to head to the pub.
Man: Do you care much for your appearance?
Artist: Sure, as much as the next guy. Why do you ask?
Artist is wearing purple, metallic parachute pants and a fez. Little else.
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Man vs Artist #116 (Day 13: Girls)
Man: When and If I ever have a baby girl, I’m going to call her Gloria.
Artist: If I ever have a girl I’m going to call her, Ono.
Man: Why, so she can be accused of breaking up the Beatles, but really be only guilty of loving her husband to bits?
Artist: How dare you, that my daughter were talking about. I just like Palindromes.
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Man vs Artist #115 (Day 12: Boys)
Man: If I ever have a boy, I’m going to call it Jeffrey.
Artist: If I ever have a boy I’m going to call it Octavius.
Man: Why? So he can grow up to be a roman?
Artist: No, not really. I’m hoping it’s born with 8 arms and legs.
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Man vs Artist #114 (Day 11: Global Warming)
Artist: So… Global Warming then…
Man: What about it?
Artist: Shits gettin hot, ain’t it?
Man: Well.. And cooler..
Artist: … How about that Arcade Fire Broadcast?
Bob transforms into a waterballoon filled with fantastic.
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Man vs Artist #113 (Day 10: Makeup)
Man: Art, do you wear makeup.
Artist: No why would I? I’m a guy. You do though, right?
Man: Why do you say that?
Artist: Because you’re a woman, Manuella, don’t all women wear make up?
Man: I’m only 23, I consider myself a young lady. Woman is such a bold word. And besides, I always get mixed up between Women and Woman.
Bob transforms into a Bombshell.
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Man vs Artist #112 (Day 9: Wants and Needs)
Artist: Im making a list.
Man: of what?
Artist: Of all the necessities in my life. My wants and needs. You should make one too and we’ll meet back here in 45 minutes.
Man: Alright, sure.
44.5 Minutes Later.
Artist: Man, Where are you? I’ve completed my list.
Man: I need another 30 seconds, hang on!
Artist: … Fine.
30 seconds later.
Artist: Alright, you done? Good....
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Man vs Artist #111 (Day 8: Best Friends)
Man: So, Art, do you think we’re best friends?
Artist: Who is ‘we’re’?
Man: We! Me and You. Would you say we’re best friends.
Artist: Based on what?
Man: Based on our polar interests, skills and philosophies. The Amount of time we’ve known each other… The fact we live together… you know.
Artist: Nope… I wouldn’t even consider us...
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Man vs Artist #110 (Day 7: Tumblr)
Man: Hey Art, you know that Tumblr “30 day challenge” thing?
Artist: Yeah, sure.
Man: Well, I signed up, but am lacking in inspiration as the topics remind me of A Miss World Pageant Category List.
Artist: So what are you going to do?
Man: Just go to 15 and go upon my way.
Artist: But wont the gods of tumblr rein down upon you with vengeance and wrath?
Man: Im pretty sure...
July 2010
75 posts
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Man vs Artist #109 (Day 6: Followers)
Man: So you know that blog I started, ‘Confessions of a Cup Collector’?
Artist: Sure.
Man: I just got 100th follower?
Artist: Really, today I sold my 100th painting and earned my 1000th dollar.
Man: But how many followers do you have?
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Man vs Artist # 108 (Cooking with the Manson...
C Manson: … Add a touch of lime, and just a splash of salt and presto, that’s how I make Nacho’s
Man: You use lime in Nacho’s…?
C Manson: Yes, of course, everytime *smiles broadly*
Man: …what are you crazy or something?
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Man vs Artist #107 (Day 5: Haters)
Man: Art, there has been a lot of haters around lately. You know, bringing me down, when im walking down the street… Just because I’m walking.
Artist: Well, you should stop walking like such a philanthropist, you philanthropist.
Man: Still mad at that Philanthropist?
Artist: Man! He was such a hater! Just because I wouldn’t donate to his “free the mint” foundation.
Man: It’s his job art…
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