Man vs Artist #120 (One Up)
Man: Do you think Video Games have had a possitive or negative impact on society? Artist: I can only speak from experience. I mean, the only way video games have effected me is that they give me the urge to play more video games. Man: And what of the affect on the imagination, or compulsions? Artist: I mean, the only affect video games have had on me is that they give me the urge to play more...
Man vs Artist #119 (Viva la Liberation)
Man: So I deleted my facebook. Artist: Still got your tumblr, Youtube, Last.FM, Twitter, Myspace, Myspace Band profile, Livejournal, Stumble, Blogspot, BigTent, Dailybooth, Wasabi, bebo, Photobucket and Flickr? Man: … Yes. Bob transforms into a duck, dragging a cricket bat.
Man vs Artist #118 (Day 15: Education)
Artist walks in to Man’s bedroom. Man is standing on a chair, fiddling around with his ceiling fan. Artist: Man, What are you doing? Man: Hold on a second Art, I’m busy. Artist: What do you mean your busy? Man: Well I was flicking peanuts and trying to catch them in my mouth, and I must have flung one a bit too hard, and I heard it ping on my ceiling fan. And now, I’m just...
Man vs Artist #117 (Day 14: Appearance)
Artist: Alright, I’m about to head to the pub. Man: Do you care much for your appearance? Artist: Sure, as much as the next guy. Why do you ask? Artist is wearing purple, metallic parachute pants and a fez. Little else.
Man vs Artist #116 (Day 13: Girls)
Man: When and If I ever have a baby girl, I’m going to call her Gloria. Artist: If I ever have a girl I’m going to call her, Ono. Man: Why, so she can be accused of breaking up the Beatles, but really be only guilty of loving her husband to bits? Artist: How dare you, that my daughter were talking about. I just like Palindromes.
Man vs Artist #115 (Day 12: Boys)
Man: If I ever have a boy, I’m going to call it Jeffrey. Artist: If I ever have a boy I’m going to call it Octavius. Man: Why? So he can grow up to be a roman? Artist: No, not really. I’m hoping it’s born with 8 arms and legs.
Man vs Artist #114 (Day 11: Global Warming)
Artist: So… Global Warming then… Man: What about it? Artist: Shits gettin hot, ain’t it? Man: Well.. And cooler.. Artist: … How about that Arcade Fire Broadcast? Bob transforms into a waterballoon filled with fantastic.
Man vs Artist #113 (Day 10: Makeup)
Man: Art, do you wear makeup. Artist: No why would I? I’m a guy. You do though, right? Man: Why do you say that? Artist: Because you’re a woman, Manuella, don’t all women wear make up? Man: I’m only 23, I consider myself a young lady. Woman is such a bold word. And besides, I always get mixed up between Women and Woman. Bob transforms into a Bombshell.
Man vs Artist #112 (Day 9: Wants and Needs)
Artist: Im making a list. Man: of what? Artist: Of all the necessities in my life. My wants and needs. You should make one too and we’ll meet back here in 45 minutes. Man: Alright, sure. 44.5 Minutes Later. Artist: Man, Where are you? I’ve completed my list. Man: I need another 30 seconds, hang on! Artist: … Fine. 30 seconds later. Artist: Alright, you done? Good....
Man vs Artist #111 (Day 8: Best Friends)
Man: So, Art, do you think we’re best friends? Artist: Who is ‘we’re’? Man: We! Me and You. Would you say we’re best friends. Artist: Based on what? Man: Based on our polar interests, skills and philosophies. The Amount of time we’ve known each other… The fact we live together… you know. Artist: Nope… I wouldn’t even consider us...
Man vs Artist #110 (Day 7: Tumblr)
Man: Hey Art, you know that Tumblr “30 day challenge” thing? Artist: Yeah, sure. Man: Well, I signed up, but am lacking in inspiration as the topics remind me of A Miss World Pageant Category List. Artist: So what are you going to do? Man: Just go to 15 and go upon my way. Artist: But wont the gods of tumblr rein down upon you with vengeance and wrath? Man: Im pretty sure...
Man vs Artist #109 (Day 6: Followers)
Man: So you know that blog I started, ‘Confessions of a Cup Collector’? Artist: Sure. Man: I just got 100th follower? Artist: Really, today I sold my 100th painting and earned my 1000th dollar. Man: But how many followers do you have?
Man vs Artist # 108 (Cooking with the Manson...
C Manson: … Add a touch of lime, and just a splash of salt and presto, that’s how I make Nacho’s Man: You use lime in Nacho’s…? C Manson: Yes, of course, everytime *smiles broadly* Man: …what are you crazy or something?
Man vs Artist #107 (Day 5: Haters)
Man: Art, there has been a lot of haters around lately. You know, bringing me down, when im walking down the street… Just because I’m walking. Artist: Well, you should stop walking like such a philanthropist, you philanthropist. Man: Still mad at that Philanthropist? Artist: Man! He was such a hater! Just because I wouldn’t donate to his “free the mint” foundation. Man: It’s his job art… ...