January 2011
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #39 (Colo Colui Cultum...
(Nerd Fact # 1.0.0 - # 4.0.0)
The confectionery that we lovingly know as “Nerds”, as you know, display on their packaging, mascots that are microscopically bulbous creatures that of which mimic the colors of the candy, inside. Moreover, what is unbeknown to most people, aside from Wonka himself, is that these creatures on the box and the candy are one in the same. The images on the...
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #38 (Totus Vultus...
Art is as it does.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #37 (Nox Noctis Quod...
If you put your ear to a sea shell whilst eating candy floss, you can softly hear an elephant weep.
- Extract from the Little Book of Calm ‘11 Edition.
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Adults Only! →
This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you have been warned.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #36 (Acer Equus.)
Before we used them for consumption, cookies were used as wheels on Henry Ford’s first prototype automobile.
John Wynne-
Untitled 2009
300 speakers, Pianola, vacuum cleaner, audio amplifiers, hard disc recorder, speaker wire, suction hose, piano roll. Dimensions variable
John Wynne’s untitled installation for 300 speakers, player piano and vacuum cleaner is at once monumental, minimal and immersive. It uses sound and sculptural assemblage to explore and define architectural space and to...
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #35 (Absentis Diligo.)
There are plenty of Fish in the Sea. As well as plenty of Mollusks, and Crustaceans, and Live Coral.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #34 (Statua Solvo.)
Latin, in my opinion, is the most spiritually-phonetic, encapsulating and dis-exposetively language in the History of Human Interaction. I think i may have also just made up a word back there…
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #33 (Sententia Cuspis.)
There was once a time where statues biggest challenge was to move a muscle. Now, it is a challenge to stay still.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #32 (Alternis...
42.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #31 (Specto Populus...
Minstrels were mostly known for their legendary instrumental and lyrical skill. They were also always the guys with the weed.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #30 (Dimidium Formica.)
All cockroaches have quite high asthma medication bills.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #29 (Pello Pepulli...
The Hoverboard is set for a release date of October 21 2015, the patent company assures a ‘Holiday 2015 Release.’ This information is courtesy of © Michael J. Fox Inc.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #28 (Occasus Lac...
Sushi is actually a species of macro-architectural food acrobats whose sole survival method is to be delicious.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #27 (Vir Periculum.) →
Frogs are inversely related to pentagons.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #26 (Pallium Vicis.)
The color purple is actually just a perturbed blue.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #25 (Semita Opus.)
The buttons on your shirt are called buttons because if you press them, aid is delivered to 3rd world countries.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #24 (Aurum.)
The internet was invented over many years, by Michael Curtiz, Satoru Kobayashi, Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg, collectively and respectively. You see, they had run out of space to store their scripts.
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Man vs Artist: False Facts #23 (Astrum.)
Seinfeld musical in the works. Rumour has it that the part of Kramer will be played by a broom.