Man vs Artist: False Facts #39 (Colo Colui Cultum Pomum Sperma.)
(Nerd Fact # 1.0.0 - # 4.0.0)
The confectionery that we lovingly know as “Nerds”, as you know, display on their packaging, mascots that are microscopically bulbous creatures that of which mimic the colors of the candy, inside. Moreover, what is unbeknown to most people, aside from Wonka himself, is that these creatures on the box and the candy are one in the same. The images on the box-art are accurate representations of the “Nerds” (or Nerdiculor Deliciousis-Minimus) - in their mating and scavenging states. You see, they are born, and then moments later they mate, give birth and begin their Hibernation. When they are packaged they are in their Hibernation state, which they remain in for over 1 000 000 years, and, when they awake they die instantly.
It is actually quite resourceful of Wonka, when you think about it.
The internet was invented over many years, by Michael Curtiz, Satoru Kobayashi, Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg, collectively and respectively. You see, they had run out of space to store their scripts.